Remember when every girl wanted this phone
yoo if you had this phone in 2005 you were the coolest bitch on the block
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
real quick tho it’s really important to talk to kids like they’re people and take full interest in what they’re saying because they’re forming their personalities and it’s really vital that they know that their opinions are important and what they have to say deserves validation and respect. so when your three year old niece tells you that dragons don’t like cupcakes because the color blue is a spoon you better nod your head and ask her to explain more about that.
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
two 14yr girls successfully pressured Joe Jonas into smoking weed when he was 18 tell me that’s not the funniest thing you’ve heard all year